Elspeth's Jokes
What do you have when your head is hot, your feet are cold and you see dots?
A polka dot sock on your head!
If three people are under one umbrella why don’t they get wet?
Because it isn’t raining!
Why did someone throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see the butterfly.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
A pigsty.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant.
What’s bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants.
Did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater?
Hmmm. I didn’t even know that they could knit.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Haywood, Hugh and Harry
Haywood, Hugh and Harry who?
Haywood Hugh Harry up and open the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Witches
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water friends for.
knock knock
who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda neighbours wake up.
(please send me your favourite jokes!!!!!)