Catriona's Jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
There was a packet of wotsits walking along the street
A taxi driver stopped and said ‘come in, come in’
‘No thanks’ they said, ‘we’re Walkers’
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pie
Pie who?
Are there any pies left. (because it wanted to marry a pie)
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jaswinder who?
Jaswinder our baby cousin.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aunty.
Aunty who?
Aunty Satty
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Uncle
Uncle who?
Uncle Stuart
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fan
fan who?
I’ll cool you down ok?
please send me some of your jokes
Catriona