Catriona's Jokes

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Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because it wasn’t peeling well.

 

There was a packet of wotsits walking along the street

A taxi driver stopped and said ‘come in, come in’

No thanks’ they said, ‘we’re Walkers’

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pie

Pie who?

Are there any pies left.  (because it wanted to marry a pie)

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Jaswinder who?

Jaswinder our baby cousin.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Aunty.

Aunty who?

Aunty Satty

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Uncle

Uncle who?

Uncle Stuart

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Fan

fan who?

I’ll cool you down ok?

 

please send me some of your jokes 

Catriona